Today In More Than 60 Seconds

One ball is much like another, you'd have thought, but to the Puff List we can add Ivan Helguera, although if the ball really does go two directions at once then we'd definitely suggest UEFA look into it - that could confuse a defence. We also see that Spain have reduced training time due to the Portuguese climate, which must be a culture shock having travelled all that distance across the world.

We've seen how Seedorf, who merely coincidentally is 'injured' and out of Holland's first game, has wasted no time in turning on his coach, and now Gennaro Gattuso's having a pop at his. Anyone who's worked out how many fellow squad members have won more caps is surely not to be trusted.

Finally, good news for Andy Townsend - there's a new New Interpretation Of Offside! It seems to be much like the existing one, actually, and of course "every offside will will be attributed to the new interpretation" is what we've been saying all along. Note here that the example given is from 2002-03 - that's a full few months before what Graham Barber told us was its inception date, Ally!